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Welcome to the new, and improved version of Heaven in Belgium. I am Jientje. "Jientje", like the boys name Gene, followed by "chu"? "Gene-chu", that's how you pronounce my name. Yes!!!!That's it!! So now you know huh? I am an addicted blogger. I was born and raised and am still living in Belgium. Yeah, the "this-is- Tuesday-so-this-must-be-Brussels" kind of Belgium .. There, you see? Maybe you couldn't find it on the map, but at least I'm trying to change that a little by sharing lots of pictures. I really love to cook and create new things, like this blog for instance. I am a mother,a grandmothe and a wife too! They say I'm a traveler, and a photographer. Well that's just what they say, I love to make pictures, but I am far from professional ... If my English is not perfect, that would be because it's my second language. I do hope you'll forgive me any possible misspellings or strange vocabulary ... Now, as a result of all of the above, I get way too little sleep and my days are always much too short!

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Showing posts with label humour. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humour. Show all posts

Monday, January 18, 2010

Macro Monday, Lobster Killer …

 

 

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I killed a lobster. Awww!
I know.
Well, I HAD to. I could not just leave him there, could I?  
I had a song going through my head. If you’ve seen Julie and Julia, you’ll know what I mean. If not … have a look at this clip and then you’ll know EXACTLY how I felt.




Okay…
His destiny could have been a lot worse. 
He ended up deliciously prepared …  ( not all lobsters do ! )

AND …

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I am giving him his share of Internet fame!

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While alive

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AND post mortem. 

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Not all lobsters get such a tribute, do they?


More Macro Monday posts at Lisa’s Chaos.

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Thursday, October 15, 2009

Well hey … Hello!!

 

Hey there, sweet readers of Jientje’s blog.
I’m Ms Doubtfire, I live at Jientje’s house and I love it there. Around this season we hang out together a lot. She’s a little witch just like I am but even witches never have enough hours in a day.

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So I sent her away and I’m taking over this blog today. 
I told her to get lost.
She needs some stuff and if she does not want to loose even more time in a busy shopping mall tomorrow or during the weekend, she’d better do that stuff today.
She hates shopping, so I really had to kick her out of here.
You’ll have to do your talking in that comment box to me today.

She’ll be back.
You know she will.
She cannot miss any of you.
She wanted me to say she loves you all, and if she has not been around as much as she should, she hopes you’ll forgive her.

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

A Thousand Words in Idioms, Up or Down?


"A Thousand Words in Idioms"


As long as people have been around, they have tried to communicate with each other. As a means of getting the message across as clearly as possible, idioms and sayings have found their way into our language. Now, because "a picture paints a thousand words", I thought it would be nice to make this a photo challenge. The idea is to choose an idiom, or a saying, (even slang is allowed) and illustrate it with a picture. You can find the first edition here if you need some inspiration.




If "language is the dress of thoughts" ( Johnson), then idioms must the wardrobe


From now on everybody can join in. No need to follow the alphabet, just pick two idioms and illustrate them with your pictures. Grab that camera or look in your archives. Just be creative, that's all I'm asking!
And don't forget to have fun and visit one another, okay?
This week I’m doing the clothes edition. What not to wear. Sort of.
At least, not when I’m around with my camera!   

" Caught with your pants down"
If you're caught with your pants down, you're caught doing something bad or forbidden.


"Pull your socks up":



If you're telling someone to pull their socks up, you're saying they need to improve their performance.



Well … I think both of these gentlemen need to polish up their act a little, but that’s just my humble opinion!! ROFL!!! Remember guys, you’re being warned!
You never know when I’m around, but when I am, I always have my camera at hand!

 

Don’t forget to sign Mr Linky if you’re playing so that we can visit each other.

Have FUN!!  I know I do!

 

 

 

Oh by the way, I had a bit of a busy day and evening yesterday, but I have answered all my comments on the two previous posts again. I’m trying to keep up with them as much as I can, but sometimes I run behind a bit, I’m sorry. And I’ll try and visit everyone back today, okay? Have a great day!

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

A Thousand words in Idioms: The Food Edition

"A Thousand Words in Idioms"


As long as people have been around, they have tried to communicate with each other. As a means of getting the message across as clearly as possible, idioms and sayings have found their way into our language. Now, because "a picture paints a thousand words", I thought it would be nice to make this a photo challenge. The idea is to choose an idiom, or a saying, (even slang is allowed) and illustrate it with a picture. You can find the first edition here if you need some inspiration.




If "language is the dress of thoughts" ( Johnson), then idioms must the wardrobe


From now on everybody can join in. No need to follow the alphabet, just pick two idioms and illustrate them with your pictures. Grab that camera or look in your archives. Just be creative, that's all I'm asking!
And don't forget to have fun and visit one another, okay?



So here we go ...

Make a meal:

If someone makes a meal of something, they spend too long doing it or make it look more difficult than it really is.

Have your cake and eat it too:


If someone wants to have their cake and eat it too, they want everything their way, especially when their wishes are contradictory.

Now, as usual, I’m very curious to see yours. And please, join us, play along it’s fun! The more the merrier, I would so love to have a couple more players? Sign Mr Linky if you’re playing and I’ll visit you back, okay?


One more thing....

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Lose your bottle:
(UK) If someone loses their bottle, they lose the courage to do something.
I accidentally stumbled upon this idiom while I was browsing the idiom site, and I thought it was quite funny, but this is really something I'm doing for Thom.
Don’t worry, he’s alive and kicking, and he has not lost his courage!
BUT he got himself into trouble AGAIN (click on this link to read more) , and I promised to send a message into the blogosphere to help him.

Here's what he pleads: "I need all the help I can get and the way I figure it is the more that send that old battle axe a message in the bottle the better my chances are for getting out of the dungeon".

Here are the rules:

You are about to send a virtual Message In A Bottle across the Blog Ocean. Leave a message in the sand or on the bottle. Write anything you wish. Be a pirate or a poet. Serious or silly. Rant or ruminate.

Anonymous or not.

What message would you like to send out to the universe?


1. Compose a message to place in your virtual bottle below.
It can even be ANONYMOUS message.
I will not reveal your identity.

2. Right click and Save the graphic below

3. Use a graphics program of your choice to place the message on the picture

4. Post the meme and these rules on your blog

6. Tag a minimum of five people – or your entire blog roll – to do the same.
Notify them of the tag.


I am going to break rule #6 though. I am not going to tag anyone. Feel free to play along if you wish to do so, or if you want to get Thom out of the dungeon. But bear in mind he’ll get himself in there just as fast as you will manage to get him out. ROFL!!


Anyway, here’s mine …






WOOT!!! Want to know something? I swear, it's true. I wanted to submit my "bottle" to the site, and I nosed around a little on that site. I found two Belgian bottles floating around there. I got curious, so I clicked on the link and to my astonishment I discovered that my friend Gattina had thrown a bottle months ago with the very same message! What are the odds? I googled the quote, true, but I DID NOT COPY it from her, it's just a coincidence!! LOL!!
Great minds think alike eh?

Monday, August 17, 2009

Macro Monday, Zoom In Will Ya?

 

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Hey, pssst?
Zoom in will ya?

 
I’m HERE!

Aaah come on, zoom in some more, okay?


Not on the FOOD,  you twit!

Aaaah, that’s better. You’re getting there.
I’m here, HE-EAR-RE …

 
I’m working my butt off here.

While you guys out there are celebrating! 


Ooohh GOD I need to loose weight! Hmmmpfff.

Okay, forget I said that.
Life is good.

At least that’s what Jientje keeps saying!

 

Find more Macro Monday posts at Lisa’s Chaos.

Thursday, July 16, 2009

Booby Wonderland ...

This week’s theme for Thematic Photography is “odd”.
It’s the first time I’m joining this meme and I must admit, I was a bit at a loss at first. But then I started browsing through my Provence pictures and found these. I had almost forgotten all about them!


We were driving to Forcalquier

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one day, when this red wagon popped into my eye view. Not so much the wagon and the people working on the field caught my attention…



but this alien landscape did …


My husband suggested to turn the car and return to the spot to investigate this unusual sight. And take pictures of course!


Rows and rows of white domes, shining in the sun.
It looked like a field of boobs ….
I mean, look at that? Is that odd or what?

I had never seen anything like it before and we never saw fields like such again. I think it was a field of endives and possibly they use the domes to protect the plants from the sun, maybe to keep the heart white? Or something?
I’m not really sure and I’d love to know. If any of you have a better explanation, please let me know in a comment, okay?

Update: Quilly just came up with the answer to this, I will quote her comment:
"And I have your answer, although I like your explanation better! It seems endive only grows after dark (which is why it's so pale), so the domes are used to extend the darkness and encourage the endive to grow more! They are used when the endive isn't planted in the shade. I love Google!"
Thank you so much Quilly! I'll finally be able to sleep tonight! LOL!


Find more “odd” pictures here.



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